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As Mentioned in Episode 66 – The Mutant Massacre, Part 2

July 20, 2015 Jay 4 comments

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Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 7/26/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

If this week’s illustration reminds you of last week’s, that’s because they’re two parts of this rad panorama! Again, prints are available until 7/26/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

Mystique, what are you even doing? (X-Factor #9)

This, again. (X-Factor #9)

Passing privilege in action! (X-Factor #9)

That’s actually pretty clever. (X-Factor #9)

MOPPETS. (X-Factor #9)

Meanwhile in Apartment 3G… (X-Factor #10)

WRONG CHOICE, ANGEL. (X-Factor #10)

One horseman down, three to go. (X-Factor #10)

Damn, Jean. (X-Factor #10)

Ouch. (X-Factor #10)

OUCH. (X-Factor #10)

There is never a worst time to be a Power kid than during an X-line crossover. (Power Pack #27)

Everyone hates X-Factor. (Power Pack #27)

It really does kind of cheapen Sabretooth’s menace when a bunch of kids can take him down–even these kids. (Power Pack #27)

COMICS FOR KIDS. (Power Pack #27)

And then everything was sad forever. (Power Pack #27)

BEHOLD THIS MAJESTIC THUNDER GOD AND HIS MAJESTIC BEARD! (The Mighty Thor #373)

No, but seriously, though. (The Mighty Thor #373)

Thor has frog friends. (The Mighty Thor #373)

Have we mentioned that we love Thor? We love Thor. (The Mighty Thor #373)

There’s a reason that Walter Simonson is the gold standard for epic dialogue. (The Mighty Thor #374)

Aw. (The Mighty Thor #374)

There’s a lot of straight-up killing on the hero side of this event. (The Mighty Thor #374)

(X-Men #9, specifically.) (The Mighty Thor #374)

Thor: Definitely the best dude you know. (The Mighty Thor #374)

It’s funny, because miscommunication. (X-Factor #11)

“Run! It’s a crossover issue!” (X-Factor #11)

X-Factor drinking game: Drink every time someone has to explain the relationship between X-Factor and the X-Terminators. (X-Factor #11)

Halfway there, Apocalypse! (X-Factor #11)

Ouch. (X-Factor #11)

On the upside: Boom-Boom! (X-Factor #11)

NEXT WEEK: The New Mutants party like it’s 1299!

LINKS & FURTHER READING

Listen to Episode 65–The Mutant Massacre, Part 1–here!
You can find the Mutant Massacre reading order here.
Have you read Walter Simonson’s run of The Mighty Thor yet? You should really go do that. It starts here.

66 – The Mutant Massacre, Part 2

July 20, 2015 Jay 25 comments

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In which we wrap up our first official two-parter; Gambit ruins everything; Rachel has a theory about Mister Sinister; Marvel communication technology is behind the times; Trish Tilby is tired of your bullshit; Walter Simonson is the best of the best; X-Factor pulls it together; Power Pack gets uncomfortably dark; Miles has Thor feelings; and even more mutants die.

NOTE: This episode is the second of a two-parter! If you haven’t listened to Episode 65, where we cover the first half of the mutant massacre, you should probably do that before you listen to this one!

X-PLAINED:

Masque
Tentacle disambiguation
More of the Mutant Massacre
A Sinister hypothesis
Several Marauder-related retcons
X-Factor #9-11
Power Pack #27
The Mighty Thor #373-374
Trish Tilby
Artie & Leech
Several awkward reunions
Walter Simonson
The fall of Angel
Apocalypse’s horsemen
Yet another crossover that will probably scar the Power kids for life
Franklin Richards
Thor, Donald Blake, and Sigurd Jarlson
The best issue of any comic, ever.
The Tunnelers
Ongoing repercussions of the Mutant Massacre
Rachel & Miles’s horseman identities
Which X-Men could and should wield Mjolnir

NEXT WEEK: The New Mutants party like it’s 1299!

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As Mentioned in Episode 64 – Ski Lodge of Apocalypse

July 5, 2015 Jay 4 comments

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Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 7/12/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

A very happy 4th birthday to the Littlest Consulting X-Pert, Kestrel!

Because she is AWESOME, Kes decided that she wanted a party with all her kid friends and all her grown-up friends as superheroes. Here’s Rachel as slightly off-brand O5 Cyclops, and Miles as DIY Thor.

Full O5 group: Rachel as Cyclops, Dave Proctor as Beast, Douglas Wolk as Iceman, Jesse Miller as Angel, and Katie Proctor as Marvel Girl.

Come for the superheroics, stay for the soap opera! (X-Factor #6)

“Sorry I burned down your village. Here’s some gold.” (X-Factor #6)

Oh, THERE’S the Apocalypse we know and love! (X-Factor #6)

Even your villains are fed up with your angst, X-Factor. (X-Factor #6)

Ladies and gentlemen: the world’s oldest and most powerful mutant. (X-Factor #6)

Phoenix flare or pareidolia? YOU BE THE JUDGE! (X-Factor #6)

The Saddest Mutants (TM). (X-Factor #7)

“Look! A distraction!” Cyclops, we love you, but sometimes you really are the worst. (X-Factor #7)

These guys. (X-Factor #7)

SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU NOT ALREADY COSPLAYING SKIDS GO COSPLAY SKIDS (X-Factor #7)

Valid. (X-Factor #7)

This is almost embarrassing to read. (X-Factor #7)

X-Factor: fighting themselves metaphorically AND literally! Side note: This scene is funny until you realize X-Factor is turning Bulk and Glow Worm’s last desperate attempt to make a difference before their inevitable death into a farce. (X-Factor #7)

What. (X-Factor #8)

Aw, man. Right in the feels. (X-Factor #8)

Jean Was Right. (X-Factor #8)

VERA. (X-Factor #8)

Freedom Force briefings are so weird. (X-Factor #8)

“An invitation to a crossover? Hot dog!” (X-Factor #8)

I don’t know why I find Spiral just taking off mid-fight for a different comic so funny, but GOD, I do. (X-Factor #8)

“Come with me if you want to be FABULOUS!” (X-Factor #8)

NEXT WEEK: The Mutant Massacre begins!

LINKS & FURTHER READING:

We’ve linked before to Chris Claremont’s X-Men, but we’re doing it again, because it’s fascinating and you should all go watch it.
If you are fond of loving snark and deep dives into Marvel continuity, you should really already be reading Max Carleton’s Waiting for the Trade. (If you’re not fond of those things, why are you here?)

64 – Ski Lodge of Apocalypse

July 5, 2015 Jay 27 comments

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In which Louise Simonson saves X-Factor; Apocalypse gets off to a rough start; Cyclops is bad at people; Apocalypse should be the Kingpin of X-Men; Jean Grey is sick of your bullshit; you should totally cosplay Skids; and Mystique fundamentally misunderstands branding.

X-PLAINED

The Maximoff family tree
The Whizzer
X-Factor as sketch comedy
Louise Simonson
X-Factor #6-8
Apocalypse
Bulk
Glow Worm
Skids (Sally Blevins)
Weaponized fashion
Trish Tilby
Favorite Claremontisms
X-Finance

NEXT WEEK: The Mutant Massacre!

Special thanks to Master of Maximoffs Max Carleton of Waiting for the Trade.

A very happy birthday to the Consulting X-Pert Kestrel!

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As Mentioned in Episode 57 – Apocalypse Soon

May 17, 2015 Jay 3 comments

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Oh, this guy. (X-Factor #2)

As a side effect of her return from near-death, Jean can perfectly recall any outfit–except her own. (X-Factor #2)

“But at least I know how to put on my goddamn pants.” (X-Factor #2)

Oh, Vera, what have they done to you? (X-Factor #2)

“Trust me, this is in no way an allegory for any other situations in your life.” (X-Factor #2)

Walls are the real victims in Layton’s run. (X-Factor #2)

Why do thugs ever fall for that line? Seriously. (X-Factor #2)

It’s okay, Scott. We’re only a few issues away from Louise Simonson. (X-Factor #2)

X-Factor vs. yet another wall. (X-Factor #2)

Dr. Maddicks: kind of awful. (X-Factor #2)

In addition to being kind of a crap scientist, Carl Maddicks is a terrible parent. (X-Factor #3)

I was seriously considering having this entire as-mentioned just be X-Factor knocking down walls. (X-Factor #3)

Jean recognize her team’s signature move. (X-Factor #3)

Aaaaand there goes another wall. (X-Factor #3)

Scott and Jean finally have a talk about–wait, no, just kidding, they’re about to get interrupted by urgent news. (X-Factor #3)

AMAZING, Hank. AMAZING. (X-Factor #3)

LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS COVER. (X-Factor Annual #1)

Wellp. (X-Factor Annual #1)

Thank you for that highly relevant footnote, comic book. (X-Factor Annual #1)

Not sure if this is better or worse than the underwear. (X-Factor Annual #1)

Headcanon: Heinreich has worked out a whole backstory for this secretary, and he’s really disappointed that he didn’t get to use more of it. (X-Factor Annual #1)

Serious question: is this the only time Bobby’s clothing transforms to ice along with him? DISCUSS. LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED. (X-Factor Annual #1)

How come some of these people are wearing robot underpants and others are not? (X-Factor Annual #1)

The Crimson Dynamo is not, in fact, the Red Scare. UNFORTUNATELY. (X-Factor Annual #1)

But seriously, the mix-up is pretty understandable.

Iceman vs. Iceman! (X-Factor Annual #1)

Oh, for the love of… (X-Factor Annual #1)

They’re fighting Tower and knocking down a wall at the same time! Two drinks! (X-Factor #4)

Joanna Cargill is so awesome. SO. AWESOME. (X-Factor #4)

At least he put on pants this time? I guess? (X-Factor #4)

X-Factor: actually kind of terrible. (X-Factor #4)

In case you happened to be wondering where the original art from this page is, the answer is our office. (Thank you, Tom!) (X-Factor #4)

Does no one ever use doors in this comic? (X-Factor #4)

Best outfit, best character, worst attempt at a cliffhanger. Also, I’m pretty sure one of us used to have a Mage: The Ascension character named Time Shadow. (X-Factor #4)

“It’s like we were briefly allowed to evolve as characters but have since reverted to a social dynamic we had long since outgrown.” (X-Factor #5)

True Fact: If one of you had submitted this outfit for the plainclothes cosplay contest, you would have won, no questions asked. (X-Factor #5)

And there goes another wall. (X-Factor #5)

Frenzy has no patience for your sub-par command of Yiddish. (X-Factor #5)

The less-than-inspiring debut of one of the X-Men’s greatest villains. (X-Factor #5)

Many thanks to Bobby Roberts for 57 spectacular episodes of production, advice, and boundless patience. You are the best, and we love you forever. (Art by David Wynne.)

Next week: MINISERIES MAYHEM!

57 – Apocalypse Soon

May 17, 2015 Jay 21 comments

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Art by David Wynne. We're not selling prints of this one, but you can still hit David up for the original! — Art by David Wynne. We’re not selling prints of this one, but you can still hit David up for the original!

In which Miles tries to find things to like about Bob Layton’s X-Factor run; Cyclops’s life is literally an anxiety dream; X-Factor is very Leverage; Layton’s Angel is just godawful; Rachel is all about the Red Scare; Frenzy is awesome; and we bid a fond farewell to producer Bobby Roberts.

X-PLAINED:

An Apocalypse that might have been
Mid-80s X-title thematic disambiguation
The limited value of nostalgia
Creative history of X-Factor
X-Factor #2-5 and Annual #1
The baffling reinvention of Vera Cantor
Tower (Edward Pasternak)
Dubious didactic strategies
Carl Maddicks
Artie Maddicks
Muffin the kitten
Bad timing
Soviet mutant policy
Soviet robot disambiguation
The Doppelganger (Wolfgang Heinreich)
A ruse
Alexei Garnov, Mentac the Living Computer, Concussion, Iron Curtain, and Siberian Tiger
The worst phonetic accent we have ever seen.
The Alliance of Evil
Frenzy (Joanna Cargill)
The color of Beast’s fur
Our favorite X-Men toys

NEXT WEEK: Miniseries Mayhem!

Many thanks to Bobby Roberts for 57 spectacular episodes of production, advice, and boundless patience. You are the best, and we love you forever.

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Find us on iTunes or Stitcher!

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As Mentioned In Episode 54 – Who You Gonna Call? (feat. Elle Collins)

April 26, 2015 Jay 11 comments

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The New Defenders. (Defenders #127)

Moondragon, Cloud, Gargoyle, and Valkyrie demonstrate the kind of high drama and subtext that makes three ex-X-Men feel right at home. (Defenders #127)

Warren and Bobby simultaneously contemplate one of the great questions of the universe. (Defenders #126)

Hank opens up to Vera about his shifting personality. (Defenders #116)

The end of the last issue of Defenders. Total downer (except for the puppy). (Defenders #152)

~~All-New, All-Different.~~ (X-Factor #1)

The worst part is that neither of them is wrong, exactly. (X-Factor #1)

Three guys who definitely don’t want to be superheroes anymore. (X-Factor #1)

Well, this can’t possibly end badly. (X-Factor #1)

OH GOD NEVER MIND. (X-Factor #1)

Rich people are different from the rest of us. (X-Factor #1)

Goddamnit, Warren. (X-Factor #1)

Goddamnit, Scott and Madelyne. (X-Factor #1)

Later, in Apartment 3-G… (X-Factor #1)

X-Factor is just painfully awkward on so many levels, for so long. (X-Factor #1)

“Seriously, Warren, you are LITERALLY WEARING A SUPERHERO COSTUME RIGHT NOW.” (X-Factor #1)

“Look, just go walk it off for a couple weeks. You’ll be fine.” (X-Factor #1)

If we had a dollar for every job interview that ended like this… (X-Factor #1)

Iceman is just goddamn delightful. (X-Factor #1)

There are several important things going on here, but all of them are overshadowed by the fact that Warren is wearing a cape with a sweater vest. (X-Factor #1)

It’s like they know how an intervention works, but not how it’s supposed to end. (X-Factor #1)

“Also, he’ll be gradually brainwashing us all and destroying our lives for the next year and change!” (X-Factor #1)

WE’RE HERE TO BELIEVE YOU! (X-Factor #1)

It just never stops sucking to be Rusty Collins. (X-Factor #1)

No, seriously. (X-Factor #1)

“It’s almost like some outside force is manipulating our lives, making sure to stretch this dramatic tension as long as possible.” (X-Factor #1)

How no one ever recognized the X-Terminators as the original five X-Men is one of the great mysteries of the Marvel Universe. (X-Factor #1)

NOTE: The appropriate soundtrack to literally every scene Cyclops is in in this issue is “Country Feedback,” by R.E.M., on repeat. (X-Factor #1)

WHO YOU GONNA CALL? (X-Factor #1)

“I mean, it’s been solicited as an ongoing, and everything.” (X-Factor #1)

Aw, Madelyne. (X-Factor #1)

NEXT WEEK: The Beyonder ruins everything. Again.

LINKS AND FURTHER READING:

Special thanks to guest X-Pert Elle Collins. When she’s not catching us up on the Defenders, here’s where you can find Elle online:
- Twitter
- Into It (Podcast)
Secrets Behind X-Men: Jean Grey’s Return in X-Factor

54 – Who You Gonna Call? (feat. Elle Collins)

April 26, 2015 Jay 24 comments

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In which the X-Men get their third ongoing series; Elle drops in to x-plain the Defenders; the band gets back together; rich people are not like the rest of us; Cyclops is in desperate need of some kind of intervention; and X-Factor is basically Ghostbusters.

X-PLAINED:

Cameron Hodge
The fairly spectacular secret origins of X-Factor
The Champions
The New Defenders
The evolution of Hank McCoy
X-Factor #1
The death throes of Scott and Madelyne’s marriage
Rusty Collins
A really bad first date
The increasingly dubious life choices of Scott Summers
The worst job interview
Sushi-a-Go-Go
How not to have an intervention
X-Factor
The X-Terminators
The Phoenix Force on Earth-811 (and its relationship to Rachel Summers)

NEXT WEEK: The Beyonder ruins everything. Again.

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Because You Demanded It: X-Men Last-Minute Gift Guide

December 22, 2014 Jay 7 comments

Art by Sal Buscema and Karl Bollers, Marvel Holiday Special 1994 one-shot (1994) — Art by Sal Buscema and Karl Bollers, *Marvel Holiday Special 1994 one-shot* (1994)

HI, LISTENERS! Some of you have been asking us to write an X-Men holiday gift guide. We think it’s very thoughtful of you to consider purchasing gifts for fictional characters, and to help you out, we have created this handy last-minute guide! Click through for our picks for Beast, Shadowcat, and six more…

THE COMPLETE GUMBY

FOR: Beast. We already know Hank McCoy is a fan of Art Clokey’s weird green guy–in fact, back in his Defenders days, he used to collect and trade bootleg Gumby VHSs (seriously–it’s canon). Modern Beast has been having a rough time; give him an excuse to unwind with seven disks’ worth of psychedelic claymation, and maybe a plate of pot brownies.

(And now we’re imagining a stoner comedy starring Hank McCoy and Abigail Brand. MARVEL. CALL US.)

WHAT HE’D PREFER: Moral certitude.

BACKUP GIFT:Dr. Strange: A Separate Reality, by Steve Englehart and Frank Brunner, because you know Beast would be super into a comic about a buddy of his that two dudes literally wrote while wandering around Central Park tripping balls in the middle of the night.

RIP IT: HOW TO DECONSTRUCT AND RECONSTRUCT THE CLOTHES OF YOUR DREAMS, BY ELISSA MYRICH

FOR: Shadowcat. The X-Men’s most die-hard superfashionista can always use another tool in her arsenal–after all, you never know when you’ll find yourself hankering for a new costume with no Shi’ar tech in sight.

WHAT SHE’D PREFER: A canonical girlfriend.

BACKUP GIFT: The Complete Elfquest, vol. 1.

MAGNUM, P.I.’S SIGNATURE HAWAIIAN SHIRT

FOR: Sunspot. I mean, Bobby da Costa probably already owns one of these, or six, but you can really never have too many backup Magnum, P.I. shirts, right?

WHAT HE’D PREFER: To actually be Magnum, P.I.

BACKUP GIFT: A signed pinup of Tom Selleck.

THE REQUISITE UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATER

FOR: Cyclops. Left to his own devices, Scott Summers basically dresses like a six-year-old and has a long tradition of happily sporting really, really horrible sweaters; so you know he’ll at least get some use from it. (Plus, if he hates it, he’ll probably be too polite to say anything.)

WHAT HE’D PREFER: A world in which he’s functionally irrelevant.

BACKUP GIFT: Socks.

ERROL FLYNN FILM COLLECTION

FOR: Nightcrawler. Kurt Wagner is a huge Errol Flynn fan, to the point of modifying his image inducer to reproduce the visage of the classic swashbuckler; so he’s sure to enjoy a boxed set of Flynn’s most famous films.

WHAT HE’D PREFER: A soul.

BACKUP GIFT: A collection of John Donne sonnets.

LOCAS: THE MAGGIE AND HOPIE STORIES, BY JAIME HERNANDEZ

FOR: Magik. I have no actual narrative justification for this. I just think Magik would really dig some Love & Rockets.

WHAT SHE’D PREFER: Nothing your fragile mortal mind can grasp, kid.

BACKUP GIFT: A iPod preloaded with pop-culture nostalgia podcasts. For someone who runs with the unusually pop-savvy New Mutants, Illyana has spent relatively little of her life with any kind of media access.

CLASSIC X-MEN PVC SET

FOR: Iceman. Bobby Drake is all about original-five nostalgia, and he’s kind of a goofball, so he would probably enjoy the hell out of this X-Men PVC set, featuring the original team, Professor X, and Magneto (and one of the better Iceman sculpts out there).

WHAT HE’D PREFER: For Professor X to still be alive and everyone to be friends again.

BACKUP GIFT: An Elsa tiara.

ALL SEVEN SEASONS OF DESIGNING WOMEN

FOR: Rogue. Look, Rogue does not need another pair of fancy gloves. What Rogue needs is seven seasons of the most badass, progressive, Bechdel-test-acing Southern-lady sitcom of all time.

WHAT SHE’D PREFER: A three-day bender with Julia Sugarbaker, and maybe conscious control over her powers.

BACKUP GIFT: Another pair of fancy gloves.

As Mentioned in Episode 35 – Post-Disco Panic

December 15, 2014 Jay 9 comments

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Coming never, to a theater near you. (Dazzler: The Movie)

A friend pointed out that this comic is a pretty great window into what a certain category of dude thinks ladies do when they’re alone. (Dazzler: The Movie)

Wait, what? (Dazzler: The Movie)

Seriously, had Jim Shooter ever actually read any X-Men at this point? (Dazzler: The Movie)

Meet your romantic lead. (Dazzler: The Movie)

At some point, we’re going to do a roundup of every panel in this graphic novel where someone talks to themself in a mirror. Spoiler: THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM. (Dazzler: The Movie)

The really funny thing about this scene is that Frank Springer is apparently physically incapable of drawing women who don’t look like fashion illustrations, so she’s literally thinner here than in the earlier scene she’s comparing herself to. (Dazzler: The Movie)

So, that went about as well as you’d expect. (Dazzler: The Movie)

JFC, Roman. (Dazzler: The Movie)

“And it doesn’t even have Cher in it!” (Dazzler: The Movie)

I don’t care what it’s about, or what happens in it. THIS is the correct way to open your miniseries. (Beauty and the Beast #1)

Hi, Hank McCoy! (Beauty and the Beast #1)

True fact: This is what ALL parties in LA are like. I think. Probably. (Beauty and the Beast #1)

Aw, Hugo, you’re not sinister at all. (Beauty and the Beast #1)

Beast is kind of an asshole in this miniseries. (Beauty and the Beast #1)

GET IT? GET IT? BECAUSE IT’S THE TITLE OF THE SERIES! GET IT? (Beauty and the Beast #1)

Wow, Wonder Man. Tell us how you really feel. (Beauty and the Beast #1)

Introducing: The best characters in this series! (Also: That guy is not actually Abraham Lincoln, but we can pretend.) (Beauty and the Beast #1)

AND THEN BEAST STRANGLED A HORSE GUY WITH A PHONE CORD. (Beauty and the Beast #2)

And now, a lot of pictures of the residents of the Heartbreak Hotel! (Beauty and the Beast #2)

We decided that her superhero name is “Pantone.” (Beauty and the Beast #2)

This is Link, who is a mime? Maybe? Anyway, the Heartbreak Hotel is the best, and we want it to have its own World’s End-style series. (Beauty and the Beast #2)

Oooooooooooooooh. (Beauty and the Beast #2)

Meanwhile in Latveria, this. (Beauty and the Beast #2)

Okay, look, I know it’s a Grand-Guignol-style arena, but you have to admit that its sets are epic as hell. (Beauty and the Beast #2)

Wellp. (Beauty and the Beast #3)

And now, back to the TRUE stars of the series. (Beauty and the Beast #3)

“Oh, my god! They’ve… they’ve decanted her!” (Beauty and the Beast #3)

Awwwww. Seriously, though, do you not want to see a series about Kate’s friends and her old-school superhero (or supervillain) adventures? (Beauty and the Beast #3)

We’d like to point out that they just had this entire set and the costumes lying around. JUST IN CASE. (Beauty and the Beast #3)

That’s pretty cold, Alexander. Pretty. Cold. (Beauty and the Beast #3)

Wait, what? (Beauty and the Beast #4)

Wait, WHAT? (Beauty and the Beast #4)

WAIT, WHAT? (Beauty and the Beast #4)

Several months ago, Rachel said that Havok had the dumbest hat in the Marvel Universe. She was mistaken. Alexander von Doom has the dumbest hat in the Marvel Universe. We regret the error. (Beauty and the Beast #4)