As Mentioned in Episode 481 – Chekhov’s Butt-Gun

March 23, 2025 Miles 4 comments

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In which Adrienne Frost flirts with a corpse. (Generation X #67)

Oh man, Monet’s left sock is going to be all wet and gross for the rest of the morning… (Generation X #67)

I used to love it when the cafeteria served GReeBo C back in high school. (Generation X #67)

I think those bullies were held back a few years… like maybe 30 or so. (Generation X #67)

Just some really fun faces on this page. (Generation X #67)

NO PRETTY BOYS. (Generation X #67)

It’s like a romance comic cover exploded! (Generation X #68)

Hey, that shirt’s just painted on! (Generation X #68)

Teens are the worst, Jubilee. (Generation X #68)

“And I assure you, that’s far from the most dangerous thing in this skirt.” (Generation X #68)

Everyone reacts to bad news in their own way. Penance’s way is to stick a Mjolnir sticker to her face. (Generation X #68)

Well shit. (Generation X #68)

The snowy calm before the fiery storm. (Generation X #69)

“The Leprechauns of Cassidy Keep never gave me this much grief.” (Generation X #69)

What fighting game is this supposed to be?! And don’t say Ninja Boogie! (Generation X #69)

Effortless. (Generation X #69)

What is this, Black Friday? (Generation X #70)

Kid’s got a point, Sean. (Generation X #70)

You really feel the crush of humanity in this issue. (Generation X #70)

Everett Thomas: hero ’til the end. (Generation X #70)

Bye, Adrienne. See ya never. (Generation X #70)

Left-to-right, the answers will be: make bad decisions as part of X-Factor, become a vampire mom, have sex with Angel in the sky above Ma Guthrie, get crucified on the X-Mansion’s lawn, and find out you’re a descendent of Apocalypse. (Generation X #70)

NEXT TIME: X-Force goes Counter-X!

LINKS AND FURTHER READING:

Episode 303 – No Simple Answers, feat. Laura Hudson

481 – Chekhov’s Butt-Gun

March 23, 2025 Miles 7 comments

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In which Adrienne Frost is absolutely terrible (and so was Ronald Reagan); you should not put guns in your butt; Synch deserved better; and Jay and Miles inventory their favorite dangling plot threads of the ‘90s.

X-PLAINED:

Several potential origins of Havok’s stupid hat
Generation X #67-70
Revolution (more) (again)
Shockwave (more) (again)
Adrienne Frost (more) (again)
The New Xavier School and/or Massachusetts Academy (more) (again)
Possible necrophilia
Dorm life
How not to draw clothing
Rules of entry to Jubilee’s dorm room
The Rich Person Store
How to say the word “consigliere”
The ‘90s
Blackmail
Limits of telepathy
Arson
Ninja Boogie
Panic
How to keep Synch safe
Adultification
Failure to keep Synch safe
Where to pick up to follow along with us
Plot threads we’d like to see picked back up

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As Mentioned in Episode 476 – The Moppets Take Manhattan

February 2, 2025 Jay Leave a comment

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Moppets on the run! (Generation X #59)

The meme before the meme but after the thing that became the meme. (Generation X #59)

Generation X vs. New Warriors. (Generation X #59)

Can’t really argue with that. (Generation X #59)

R.I.P., Butter Rum. (Generation X #59)

Oh, hey, it’s Mondo! (Generation X #60)

I don’t know if it’s the pose, or the color and font of the text, or what, but I can’t shake the idea that this is their holiday card. (Generation X #60)

Have you ever seen him in the same place as Santa? I REST MY CASE. (Generation X #61)

Spirit Halloween Hellfire Club. (Generation X #60)

Look at this silly-ass Dracula. (Generation X #60)

He will hypnotize you with the power of… ugly wallpaper! (Generation X #61)

Vampire quick-change? (Generation X #62)

Vampire quick-change! (Generation X #62)

NEXT EPISODE: Ages of Apocalypse!

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Hear the tragic tale of Butter Rum in Episode 42 – A Firestar Is Born!
And for more discussion, head on to Episode 225 – Class Reunion (feat. Austin Gorton)!

476 – The Moppets Take Manhattan

February 2, 2025 Jay 6 comments

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In which we remain adamant pro-POG advocates; Artie and Leech have adventures; Firestar and Emma Frost get some resolution; Santa Claus may or may not be the avatar of Cyttorak; Black Tom Cassidy exceeds expectations; and Monet has vampire problems.

X-PLAINED:

Marvel’s Revolution line
POGs (somewhat) (again)
Who’s on Generation X these days
Generation X #59-62
Artie and Leech’s adventures in NYC
Holidays at the Massachusetts Academy
Cordelia Frost (more) (again)
Mondo (the real one)
Santa Claus / Juggernaut disambiguation
An overly convoluted plot
Parenting?
St. Croix family problems
Vampire problems
Legacies of Generation X

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As Mentioned in Episode 460 – Setting Sons

September 1, 2024 Jay Leave a comment

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I really enjoy cover copy like this. (Generation X #52)

Synch is better at your powers than you are. (Generation X #52)

Oh, snap! (Generation X #52)

Wait, if it’s just her skin, shouldn’t we be seeing muscles and stuff under it? (Generation X #52)

What happens when you give image inducers to moppets. (Generation X #52)

TFW you just rescued a mercenary in the woods outside your boarding school, and he’s kinda hot. (Generation X #53)

The Rising Sons. (Generation X #53)

This is one of very few panels in which you can see Paladin’s whole costume. (Generation X #54)

Damn, Adrienne. (Generation X #54)

NEXT EPISODE: The return of Rictor and Shatterstar!

460 – Setting Sons

August 25, 2024 Jay 4 comments

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In which Synch is better with your powers than you are; Generation X gets some actual training; Artie and Leech are fully feral; everyone gets the hots for Paladin; Zeus has probably fucked a motorcycle at some point; many countries have valleys; and Adrienne Frost is terrible.

X-PLAINED:

Generation X #52-54
Tristan Brawn (more) (again)
Grant Morrison on suspension of disbelief in superhero media
Honor vs. privilege
School dance themes
Artie and Leech’s habitat
Spider-Ham
Ducktor Doom
Role models
What Gaia is probably definitely up to
Paladin
The Rising Sons
Rollerblades
Dragon problems
Power emulation vs. reproduction
Pokémans
Cosplaying Emma Frost with a beard
Diamond Patch
Muir Island vs. Muir Isle

NEXT EPISODE: X-Force goes to Genosha!

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453 – X-Men ’97, Part 1

June 23, 2024 Jay 21 comments

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SPOILER WARNING: ALL OF THEM, NONSTOP

In which we put the comics on hold to take a look at X-Men ’97; it is still always Inferno in here; Wolverine is best used sparingly; a Marvel show finally embraces politics; Wolverine is best in small doses; Madeylne Pryor still always deserves better; Jubilee grows up; and we are all in on this series.

X-PLAINED:

“Beyond Good and Evil”
X-Men: The Animated Series and our respective feelings about it
X-Men ’97, episodes 1-5
Watching X-Men ’97 with and without context
Making animated Cyclops work
The Magneto’s-hair-length morality index
Politics
Voices
Adaptation pacing
Agency
Abcissa
Foreshadowing
Time compression
Horniest Rogue
Death in cartoons
A metaphor
Nonbinary identity in 1997
Character evolution

NEXT EPISODE: Episodes 6-10

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As Mentioned in Episode 380 – Arbor Day

August 1, 2022 Miles 2 comments

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Autumnal. (Generation X #23)

I miss the Blue Ridge Mountains. (Generation X #23)

Banshee’s powers may not make any more sense in these panels, but damn if they don’t look cool. (Generation X #23)

Howard, you should know better than to appear in any comic ever. (Generation X #23)

“Clearly! I mean, you’re not a dog, or purple, or… oh.” (Generation X #23)

Just a regular ol’ sleepover. (Generation X #24)

Characterization by way of wardrobe. (Generation X #24)

Young Jubilee and her ol’ Gem Fusion pal. (Generation X #24)

Yep, that seems 100% accurate. (Generation X #24)

Emplate, gothiest crowd-surfer ever (Generation X #24)

Ironically, the turtle itself was telepathic. (Generation X #24)

The readers see the pictures but the girls just hear the words. Emma is a master of selective detail. (Generation X #24)

“No I did not realize! You looked much less evil before this morning! And also less awesome, if I’m being honest!” (Generation X #25)

Black Tom Cassidy, Mark I. (Generation X #25)

Man, kudzu really is invasive. (Generation X #25)

The death of the-Mondo-we-knew. (Generation X #25)

Black Tom Cassidy, Mark II. (Generation X #25)

Gaaahhhhh those creepy finger-needles in Emma’s head (Generation X #25)

Black Tom Cassidy, Mark III. (Generation X #25)

Like a samurai movie! (Generation X #25)

Could be worse, kids – Howard and the moppets ended up someplace way weirder. (Generation X #25)

NEXT TIME: X-Factor quits.

380 – Arbor Day

August 1, 2022 Jay 6 comments

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In which no one wants to be compared to Chris Bachalo; it’s always a holiday for Generation X; you may already be a Guthrie; M is a fascinating mystery; and Black Tom Cassidy (finally) makes his move.

X-PLAINED:

What Black Tom Cassidy is up to these days
Generation X #23-25
Generation X (again)
Seasons
Visual representations of Banshee’s powers
Several holidays
The Blue Ridge Mountains
A slumber party
Emplate (somewhat)
Bad times with Black Tom Cassidy
The apparent death of Emma Frost
What we do and don’t cover when
Leech on Krakoa

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