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464 – The Cigarettes of Damocles
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In which X-Force is kind of silly; that really isn’t what “quantum” means; polite and lawful are two entirely different things, and Sam Guthrie is only one of them; Selene vogues; and the Hellfire Club plays the dead girlfriend card.
X-PLAINED:
- Blackheart
- The Damocles Foundation (more) (again)
- Lucas Bartholomew Guthrie
- The difference between prisons and jails
- X-Force #98-98
- Whether Dr. Octopus enjoys the literary stylings of Elmore Leonard
- One way to get out of prison
- The Glitterbox
- An unsuccessful heist
- Celestial cigarettes and/or golems
- Thomas and/or Tyler Zebulon and/or Zeke Guthrie
- Demon Bears as urban pests
- Selene, Always Voguing
- Gatherers
- Various evil scientists
- The Sword
- Junkyard life
- Lenny Delmonico
- Psychic rodeos
- Nightmare chambers
- Bat sex
- An offer Sunspot can’t refuse
- Hank McCoy’s villain arc
- New Mutant superlatives
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463 – The Fart Ghost That Walks Like a Manhattan
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In which Gambit is fundamentally goofy; t’ieves love research; Magneto was ripped; Professor Xavier remains a jerk; Miles attempts to convey something very fundamentally visual in an audio format; Marrow is adorable; the X-Men pretty much disband (again); and a miniseries is the opposite of a vacation.
X-PLAINED:
- Where Wolverine went
- Gambit Annual 1999
- Uncanny X-Men #372
- X-Men #92
- A lot of backstory
- A very cute plastic goose
- What Gambit does in his free time
- Those weird fluid-filled tubes they put people in all the time for some reason
- Gambit’s abs
- The fart ghost (Mary Purcell)
- Manhattan, Indiana
- A very minor continuity error
- Fart ghost metaphysics
- A very bad idea
- A muppetworthy death
- Dream’s various ends
- X-pajamas
- Professional dinosaurs
- Thinkers
- Theoretical Cyclops-Daredevil team-ups
- X-characters recognizable as civilians
NEXT EPISODE: The return of the Damocles Foundation!
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454 – X-Men ’97, Part 2
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In which Barry Windsor-Smith is too sexy for television; we know what happens when unstable molecules get struck by lightning; X-Men gets political and does it spectacularly; this Captain America would not sew the cape; Magneto continues to throw things into space; and they kissed and we missed it.
X-PLAINED:
- Fabian Cortez’s name
- X-Men ’97 episodes 6-10
- Lifedeath I & II: a surprising adaptation
- Varying levels of going in blind
- A somewhat different and possibly better Forge
- The Adversary vs. the Owl Queen
- Stormiest and least-Stormy costumes
- Professor Charles Xavier, Official Space Boyfriend
- Colonialism vs. Identity
- Delayed catharsis
- The narrative power of altered opening credits
- What makes allyship effective (and not)
- Justified mutant anger
- The worst version of Nina DaCosta
- What makes Prime Sentinels scary
- Summers family feels
- The best damned fight scenes out there
- Bastion, robo-avatar of conservative white patriarchy
- Simultaneous crossovers
- A psychic gay bar
- A last boss arena
- Acolyte equivalencies
- Phoenix Ex Machina
- Crying
- Whether Magneto was right
- Apoca-futures and Apoca-pasts
- A bulletin board and our hopes for its contents
- Soft Serve
- Kitty Pryde’s coffee shop AU
- X-Men ’97 as the perfect gateway
NEXT EPISODE: Skrulls!
LINKS AND FURTHER READING:
- The Judgment of Magneto by Asher Elbein
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As Mentioned in Episode 430 – The Bad Feelings Box
430 – The Bad Feelings Box
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In which birds have no business in sex dreams; feelings are complicated and allegories are imperfect; Mystique made some valid points; Psycho-Man is good at UI; Callisto was right; and the label “Omega-level mutant” actually kind of makes sense.
X-PLAINED:
- Psycho-Man
- Malice (but not that one)
- Hate Monger (but not that one)
- Finding good comics from the ‘90s
- Uncanny X-Men #359
- X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998
- X-Men #79
- The dead man’s hand
- Dr. Aubrey Agee
- Psi-War fallout
- Dr. Bradley Beynon
- Hadley the robot
- Poker twinks
- La Bludgeon
- Psycho-Man’s Bad Feelings Box
- An invisible bear trap
- Marvel’s floating poker game
- Officers Aguinal and Cleveland
- Antagonists vs. villains
- Omega-level mutants
NEXT EPISODE: The Generation X Underground Special, feat. Al Kennedy!
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As Mentioned in Episode 429 – Slightly Sticky
429 – Slightly Sticky
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In which you should stop hatin’, there’s a big difference between fill-ins and filler, Snow Valley needs higher Ferris wheel standards, Todd DeZago must really hate video rental clerks, and we’re all monsters – some of us just smell better than others.
X-PLAINED:
- Strong Guy’s hellacious history
- The nature and purpose of X-Men Unlimited
- X-Men Unlimited #20-21
- Rock Trolls (Chambliss, Nettles, and Munson)
- What Asgard was up to in 1998
- Magik vs magic
- The Snow Valley Harvest Festival
- Jubilation Lee, one of the guys
- Eagles vs Hats
- Fatman, Beardlady-o, Stickman-o, & Frogman-o
- Tic Tac Toe fundamentals
- Angry mobs
- Paige Guthrie, Angry Mom
- The many potential applications of Husk’s powers
- Falls Edge, VA vs Eagle Ridge, WV
- Payphones & video rental stores
- X-friends
- Rutland, VT (again)
- Melvin J. Weals
- Helen Back
- The Donnybrook Country Club
- Cat Fancier & Motorcycle Conventions
- The Shi’ar Wardrobe Transmogrifier
- Steel (the Shaq one)
- The worst pun we’ve ever seen in a comic
- Earth: the Hipster Planet
- Which X-Men throw the best and/or wildest Halloween parties
- Fan-casting X-voices
NEXT EPISODE: The X-Men team up with the Fantastic Four!
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As Mentioned in Episode 425 – Shooting the Moose
425 – Shooting the Moose
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In which moose are nothing to mess with; Cyclops requests a reality check; Bachalo does Kirby; Rogue absorbs a catchphrase; and the Shadow King needs a villain song.
X-PLAINED:
- Uncanny X-Men #356-357
- X-Men 77-78
- The Cable Principle
- Corvid disambiguation
- An aborted narrative
- Moose
- Sherrif and/or Officer Chris
- Stacy’s sister Melissa
- Cul-de-sacs
- Ptarmigan Creek
- Dubiously credible lies
- Nostalgia
- Bad times in Westchester
- Bad times in space
- Punching birds
- Moon Wolf
- An absolutely inappropriate theatrical reference
- Ainet
- Ananansi vs. Anansi
- The Shadow King (more) (again)
- Psi-War
- Temptation
- Shadow powers
- Hair swaps
- Solo Disney+ series for X-Men
- How to make Gambit work onscreen
NEXT EPISODE: Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy… IN SPACE!
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