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The All-New, All-Yelling X-Men! (X-Men #1)
Say what you want about Jim Lee’s art, but his Magneto is GREAT. (X-Men #1)
You’d think S.H.I.E.L.D. would pay Nick Fury enough to buy a suit that fits. (X-Men #1)
Fun fact: almost every spot illustration of an X-Man that you’ve ever seen comes from this or the following issue. (X-Men #1)
We are worried about Psylocke. (X-Men #1)
CORRECTION: Gambit did not kiss Jean. He kissed a robot replica of Jean, which then exploded. We regret the error, but Gambit probably regrets it more. (X-Men #1)
LOOK AT THIS FASHION GOD. (X-Men #1)
“Also, one of them has an underscore in his Twitter handle.” (X-Men #1)
Magneto, master of text. (X-Men #1)
Another image from early in Lee’s tenure that shows up a lot in other publications. (X-Men #2)
Okay, NOW we get it: Nick Fury spent his entire suit budget on pouches. (X-Men #2)
Never not hilarious. (X-Men #2)
We’re just gonna let this page speak for itself. (X-Men #3)
Raise a glass. (X-Men #3)
NEXT EPISODE: Havok gets a job.
OUR PRODUCER MATT HUNTER IS A SUPER RAD DUDE! HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM ON THE INTERNET:
THE 2017 SUPER DOCTOR ASTRONAUT PETER CORBEAU AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE AT X-CELLENCE:
- Best Writer: Charles Soule, for Astonishing X-Men
- Best Artist: Alessandro Vitti, for Iceman
- Best Colorist: Felipe Sobreiro, for Generation X
- Best Ongoing Solo Series: Iceman
- Best Ongoing Team Series: Generation X
- Irene Adler Memorial Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series: Storm, by Ta Nehisi Coates and Jen Bartel
- How-Was-This-So-Good? Award for a Premise That Shouldn’t Have Worked But Did: “Weapons of Mutant Destruction” by Greg Pak
- Cyclops Has A Good Day: Champions #12, for good friends being good friends.
- So That Happened: Last page of Jean Grey #10
- Nate Grey Award for Best Cross-Dimensional Import: Bloodstorm in X-Men: Blue
- Coming Back Strong: Hope Summers in Jean Grey
- Norman Osborne Award for Gratuitous Resurrection: Logan
- Light of Our Life: Honey Badger
- These Deep Cuts Form a Picture: Gifted
- Best Non-X Marvel Title: Runaways by Rainbow Rowell and Kris Anka
Classic Corbeaus
- Buried Treasure: “Weapon X,” as published in Marvel Comics Presents
- You Tried: Chris Claremont, circa 1991
- Why Havok Didn’t Finish His Dissertation This Year: He was busy being Magistrate on Genosha
- Object Permanence Is Overrated Award for Inconsistent Corporeality: Amanda Sefton
- Murder Rainbow Award for Most Entertainingly and Chromatically Redesigned Costumes: Late-run New Mutants
- Lurking in the Wings Award: Guido Carosella
- Sauron’s Jorts Award for Draculas Who Are Not Draculas but Try Real Hard: Crimson and the Blackbirds
- Let Us Never Speak of This Again: Charles Xavier’s swimsuit area as distressingly rendered by Whilce Portacio
- Major Christopher Summers Award for Most Awkward Family Reunion: Rachel Summers and Jean Grey in “Days of Future Present”
- Kitty Pryde Sartorial Exception of Excellence: The Rocketeer ensemble from X-Men: True Friends
- On-the-Nose Award for Effective Use of Heavy-Handed Metaphor: Genosha
- Best Jacket Ever Award: Cyclops in X-Factor Forever
- Erik the Red Award for Justifying the Existence of This Podcast: Jen Askani
- Future Past Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series Coverage: X-Factor
AND FINALLY:
- Best Listeners of Any Podcast, Ever: YOU. Extra hard, this year.
