KNOWN ALIASES: @NotLasers, Pirate King of the Moon
PRONOUNS: Male
OCCUPATION: Writer / Editor
POWERS: Looks a lot like Quentin Quire
FAVORITE X-MAN: Cyclops
FIRST X-BOOK: Age of Apocalypse: Alpha
MISCELLANEOUS X-CRED: Once scored a second date by reciting the Grey/Summers genealogy from memory.
SHORT BIO: Jay spent seven years as an editor at a major comics publisher until leaving in 2013 to pursue a freelance career. As a pop-culture journalist, Jay sometimes gets paid actual, legal tender to explain the X-Men, which you can tell your parents next time they ask how knowing that Cyclops’s eyes shoot concussive force beams will help you find a job.
KNOWN ALIASES: @gjallerbru
PRONOUNS: Male
OCCUPATION: SysAdmin
POWERS: Action Beard
FAVORITE X-MAN: Longshot
FIRST X-BOOK: X-Factor #4
MISCELLANEOUS X-CRED: As a child, produced a prodigious volume of X-Men fan art, which we will definitely post if we can convince his mom to part with it for long enough for us to scan it.
SHORT BIO: Ten years ago, Miles carefully placed his psychology degree in a drawer and went to work IT because it was way easier. These days, he fixes broken things for a non-mutant-related comic-book publisher and surrounds himself with as much geekery as time allows. Buy him a drink and he’ll spend the next two hours telling you about how Chris Claremont made him a feminist and that come on, guys, Gambit’s ’90s costume isn’t that bad.
KNOWN ALIASES: @mechlo, Moon Talk
PRONOUNS: Male
OCCUPATION: Podcast Producer/Audio Engineer
POWERS: Can clip flubbed sentences with superhuman speed and accuracy
FAVORITE X-MAN: Boomer
FIRST X-BOOK: Uncanny X-Men #304 (later bought the rest of the series)
MISCELLANEOUS X-CRED: Still owns complete collections of 1993 and 1994 Fleer Marvel Masterpieces and 1994 Fleer Ultra X men trading cards.
SHORT BIO: In 2009 Matt decided to try out this whole weird podcast thing by launching his own podcast about video games, A Jumps B Shoots. It was all downhill from there. Matt then went on to co-host and produce several podcasts including the one you’re probably listening to now! When he’s not contributing to the world of podcasts Matt also enjoys making chiptune and synthpop music from his studio in Portland, OR.