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As Mentioned in Episode 52 – Previously on Rachel & Miles X-Plain the X-Men…

April 12, 2015 Jay 8 comments

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Given the nature of this week’s episode, we decided against putting together a visual companion (we instead recommend clicking through the preceding visual companions as fast as you can). However, we did assemble a handy index of every single previous episode, which you can find below the cut!

Abs Mentioned in Episode 51 – The X-Istentialists, Featuring Kris Anka, Marguerite Bennett, Kieron Gillen, and Peter Nguyen

April 6, 2015 Jay 7 comments

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For the record: I am not even a little bit sorry. -Rachel

Art by David Wynne. We’re not selling prints of this one, but you can still hit David up for the original!

Many thanks to Kris Anka, Marguerite Bennett, Kieron Gillen, and Peter Nguyen! (I have no idea why this photo keeps displaying upside down, but at this point, I’m just gonna keep running with it.)

NEXT WEEK: Rachel and Miles Recap 51 episodes in under an hour.

LINKS:

KRIS ANKA
MARGUERITE BENNETT
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KIERON GILLEN
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PETER NGUYEN
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Emerald City Comicon (our favorite convention, forever)
The other (first) Wes Anderson’s X-Men (Mash-up zeitgeist high-five to the movie trailer, which we also enjoyed a lot!)

Special thanks to Elle Collins for the last-minute abs-sist.

As Mentioned in Episode 50 – The People Vs. Erik Lehnsherr

March 29, 2015 Jay 4 comments

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Professor Xavier reacts to the Xorn retcons. (Uncanny X-Men #196)

Someone really needs to make a gif out of those three panels on the left. (Uncanny X-Men #196)

Not satisfied with his own series, the Beyonder derails someone else’s. (Uncanny X-Men #196)

This is so ridiculously rude. I mean, what if Father Bowen had been asleep, or naked, or talking to a parishioner, or something? “SURPRISE!” (Uncanny X-Men #196)

Kurt Wagner echoes some common criticisms of Secret Wars. (Uncanny X-Men #196)

Awkward. (Uncanny X-Men #196)

KITTY’S FACE. (Uncanny X-Men #196)

Given the parallels between Rachel Summers and Magneto’s backgrounds, it would have been really cool to see this relationship developed further. (Uncanny X-Men #196)

So doomed. (Uncanny X-Men #197)

Aw, these kids. (Uncanny X-Men #197)

Oh, hi, Phoenix II! (Uncanny X-Men #199)

While we’re on the subject: Check out Allie Kleber’s gorgeous design for a ballgown version of Rachel’s first Phoenix costume!

Cue-ball special! Take a drink! (Uncanny X-Men #199)

You can almost hear the slash fiction springing into being. (Uncanny X-Men #199)

We’d make “Rachel and Scott Summers pointedly fail to communicate” a drink cue, but no one’s liver deserves that. (Uncanny X-Men #199)

It is super weird how much Val Cooper looks like Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, given that Thiessen would have been eleven years old when this comic came out. Photo-reference of future past? (Uncanny X-Men #199)

“We’ll start by attacking a dude at a Holocaust memorial. It’ll be great practice for your PR team!” (Uncanny X-Men #199)

Rachel Summers was totally the best Phoenix. (Uncanny X-Men #199)

Magneto is a morally complex individual with really excellent hair. (Uncanny X-Men #199)

No matter how much you love your job, you will never love it as much as Mystique loves hers. (Uncanny X-Men #199)

Magneto’s speech here is important, but what you’re really looking at here is his well-tailored suit. You’d expect him to show up to his trial in something like this, right? (Uncanny X-Men #199)

NOPE. Why wear a conservative suit to your trial when you could wear opera gloves and a sleeveless unitard with an M pointing directly to your crotch? (Uncanny X-Men #200)

Neal Conan x-plains Magneto. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

“The counsels for the prosecution and defense have been selected based on the quality of their Joan Rivers impressions.” (Uncanny X-Men #200)

Oh, these assholes. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

So, basically, it’s Tuesday. Also: best editor’s note ever? Best editor’s note ever. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

I don’t think we talked about it in the episode, but this issue has the best damn sound effects. Seriously, I’m just gonna post a bunch of these, because they are great, and the lettering is aces. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

VYANNG! KRAKOOM! (Uncanny X-Men #200)

SKBOOM! (Uncanny X-Men #200)

RKOW! (Uncanny X-Men #200)

KTHAM! (Uncanny X-Men #200)

ZARK! TUNCH! BDAM! THIS LETTERING, Y’ALL. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Kitty’s hella sweet outfit. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

You’re not wrong, Madelyne. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

There’s something intrinsically hilarious about Starjammers fly-bys. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

KITTY, FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT… oh. Sorry. That was in poor taste. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

Pretty sure that last speech balloon was supposed to be Kitty’s, not Scott’s. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

MAGNETO MADE SOME VALID POINTS. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

Agh, god, Tom Orzechowski’s sound effects are SO GOOD. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

Sir James Jaspers: total dick. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

CANON: This lady’s name is Judge Kickass. (Uncanny X-Men #200)

Atonement

Cleric lvl 5 / Druid lvl 5

Range: Touch

(Uncanny X-Men #200)

NEXT WEEK: ECCC special, featuring Kris Anka, Marguerite Bennett, Kieron Gillen, and Peter Nguyen! (No idea why this photo is showing up upside down, but it looks kind of rad, so we’re just gonna run with it.)

LINKS AND FURTHER READING:

We covered Uncanny X-Men #196 in Episode 38, and Uncanny X-Men #198 in Episode 45.
NPR reporter Neal Conan is a 100% real dude! For an extra meta moment, you can listen to him interview Stan Lee over here.

As Mentioned in Episode 49 – Of Mullets and Miracles

March 22, 2015 Jay 23 comments

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Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 3/29/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

The man, the myth, the Patient Zero of the ’90s (visually, anyway)! (Longshot #1)

So, basically, this is Secret Wars II, done right. (Longshot #1)

“I see by your outfit that you are a glam survivalist!” Fun fact: Rachel inextricably associates the song “The Streets of Laredo” with the movie Night on Earth. (Longshot #1)

A PERFECTLY NORMAL PUPPY. (Longshot #1)

GAH. Seriously, who DOES that? (Longshot #1)

Talk to your doctor about psychometry, today! (Longshot #1)

Oh. I guess THAT’S who does that. (Longshot #1)

“Plus, y’know, it’s the title of the miniseries.” (Longshot #1)

RICOCHET RITA IS THE BEST! (Longshot #2)

Seriously, So awesome. (Longshot #2)

ORDINARY. PUPPY. (Longshot #2)

Longshot’s previous life was pretty intense. (Longshot #2)

Of course, his current life is kinda rough, too. (Longshot #2)

Would it be too awful to describe this layout as “Artful”? TOO LATE. (Longshot #3)

Aw, Jinx. (Longshot #3)

JJJ, never change. You’re delightful. (Longshot #3)

Aw, Longshot. (Longshot #3)

A SHOCKING TWIST! (Longshot #3)

Meanwhile, in more recognizable corners of the Marvel Universe… (Longshot #4)

Star Slammers! (Longshot #4)

Nocenti is many things as a writer, but “subtle” is probably not one of them. (Longshot #4)

Mojo is terrifying. (Longshot #4)

He’s not wrong. When he’s not the PoV character, Spider-Man comes off as a huge jerk. (Longshot #4)

Not actually episode-relevant, except inasmuch as Rita is the best and her dog is named Saxaphone (sic). (Longshot #4)

DO NOT ENTER THE DOG PARK DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE DOG PARK (Longshot #4)

Pup is a complex guy with complex feelings on complex subjects. (Longshot #5)

HI, QUARK! (Longshot #5)

Aw, Rita. (Longshot #5)

I was gonna rewrite some Tom Bombadil poetry for the caption to this, but it’s late and I’m tired, so let’s maybe just take that as read. (Longshot #5)

Have you ever read the Edward Gorey story “The Beastly Baby”? (Longshot #5)

Aw, Rita. (Longshot #6)

“I see by our outfits that we are the protagonists of an early arcade beat-’em-up.” (Longshot #6)

Gahhhhhhhhh. (Longshot #6)

Saddest three panels in the series. Seriously. Stop and think for a moment about what’s happening here, and what Longshot doesn’t know. (Longshot #6)

Spoiler: Nope. (Longshot #6)

Longshot Saves the Marvel Universe is DELIGHTFUL.

NEXT WEEK: The trial of Magneto!

LINKS:

Dr. Evermor’s is seriously amazing. If you’re ever in the neighborhood of Sumpter, WI, you should check it out.

As Mentioned in Episode 48 – Guitar Solos of the Gods

March 15, 2015 Jay 24 comments

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Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 3/22/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

X-Men! (X-Men Annual #9)

New Mutants! (X-Men Annual #9)

Check out the gorgeous John R. Neill homage going on in that title card. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Karma, transformed. Adams draws her very differently–both more realistically and more recognizably–than Sienkiewicz or Leialoha; and it would be awesome to see a superhero with this as their default shape. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Marvel Asgard is basically the land of metal album covers. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Aw, Doug. No one appreciates you. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Asgardian Wars is chock full of pop-culture cameos and references. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

GET IT? Not if you weren’t reading Longshot as it was coming out! (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Warlock in a nutshell. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Bobby has found his element. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

AMARA, WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF DEALING WITH FAIRIES? (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

The hands-down most awesome variation on the Darkchylde design. If only this had stuck around. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

No, seriously, Shan is literally on Arrakis. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

THE WARRIORS THREE ARE THE BEST AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS FULL OF WRONG. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Fire-elf Magma. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Throughout the nine realms, skalds sing of the masterwork fire extinguishers of Nidavellir. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

The Dani-becomes-a-Valkyrie arc reminds me of the thing where literally everyone else realizes you’re queer before you do. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Another Darkchylde panel, because this costume is just so damn good. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

IT’S STORM AND SHE’S A HAWK AND SHE HAS A TEENY MOHAWK. That’s all. Carry on with your business. (New Mutants Special Edition #1)

Those title cards, though. (X-Men Annual #9)

What, don’t you have a psychic link with your “roommate”? (X-Men Annual #9)

‘Kay. (X-Men Annual #9)

TOO SOON, RACHEL. TOO SOON. (X-Men Annual #9)

Because I was raised by bleeding-heart feminists in the ’80s, I now have “Free to Be… You and Me” stuck in my head. THANKS, CLAREMONT. (X-Men Annual #9)

Aw, man. (X-Men Annual #9)

I want to see a “What If” splinter story where Sam is an epic hero and also basically Carrot from Discworld. I mean, there kind of is one–“What if the New Mutants Had Stayed in Asgard”–but still. MORE. (X-Men Annual #9)

DANI LITERALLY NO ONE IN THIS ROOM HAS PHYSICAL POWERS. (X-Men Annual #9)

Art Adams draws awesome Warlock. (X-Men Annual #9)

WOLF MAKEOUTS! (X-Men Annual #9)

Subtext: Not just for the ladies! (X-Men Annual #9)

This isn’t directly relevant to the episode. It’s just awesome. (X-Men Annual #9)

NOW LET’S GO DEFEAT THE FRENCH! (X-Men Annual #9)

It’s no KRAKADOOM, but I guess it’ll do. (X-Men Annual #9)

Dani is THE BEST VALKYRIE. (X-Men Annual #9)

“Well, at least I have this 1/6-scale statuette to keep me company.” (X-Men Annual #9)

NEXT WEEK: Rachel and Miles get lucky.

LINKS AND FURTHER READING:

The Mighty Thor #362 is one of the best issues of one of the best runs in Marvel history.
For craft wonks, we recommend the hell out of the Thor Artist’s Edition, if you can get your hands on a copy.
Actually, you know what? Just go read the whole Simonson run, right now. It’s collected and available in a bunch of forms. You won’t regret it. we promise.
Once you’re done reading Thor, go watch Leverage, because it is wonderful.

As Mentioned in Episode 47 – The Price of Power

March 9, 2015 Jay 8 comments

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Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 3/15/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

“Is this foreshadowing?”

“Nah. Just a book recommendation.”

“Because it really sounds like foreshadowing, Sam.”

“Former X-Man, huh?”

(X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

Well, that escalated quickly. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

Someone needs to sit Rachel Summers down for a long and serious conversation about proportional force. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

WHOOPS. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

“HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU: DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO!” (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

Those That Sit Above In Shadow. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

Seriously, though, don’t do that shit. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

“Think there’s a twist? “Nah.” (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

A) Scott looks like a doof without his glasses. B) I wonder if Marvel got a lot of pissed off letters about his eyes changing color in this issue. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

“We all got superpowers, but the important part is the AMAZING OUTFITS.” (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

WELL THAT COULD BE LESS AWKWARD. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

SUPER not cool, Xavier. Also: Remember when Scott’s eyes were blue like five pages ago? ‘CAUSE THE COLORIST DOESN’T! *rimshot* (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

I know they all gave the powers back at the end, but I really don’t see why Heather couldn’t have remade this outfit and then worn it ALL THE TIME, because it is awesome. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #1)

THAT CAT, THOUGH. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

Aw, Snowbird. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

There have been near-infinite variations on this gag, and they’re never not great. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

Aw, Jean-Paul. Your team is kind of awful. I mean, so are you, but still. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

COLD, Wolverine. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

Well, shit. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

OH, THAT EXPLAINS SOME THINGS. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

This is about as close as the Summers family ever seems to come to healthy communication, so enjoy it while it lasts. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 1, #2)

I don’t care if they’re not costumes. DRINK ANYWAY. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 2, #1)

Throughout this story, Nightcrawler seems to be in a different genre than the rest of the cast. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 2, #1)

Can’t you just picture John Cassady physically crossing this spread off his bucket list? (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 2, #2)

Also this panel. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 2, #2)

Alberta, in case you were wondering–just a little south of Calgary. (X-Men/Alpha Flight vol. 2, #2)

NEXT WEEK: Asgardian Wars!

Many thanks to Emergency Backup Co-Host and Alpha Flight X-Pert (is there an Alpha-Flight-appropriate portmanteau for that?) Elisabeth Allie! Go check out Elisabeth’s blog, and follower her on Twitter!

As Mentioned in Episode 45 – A Woman Who Could Fly

February 22, 2015 Jay 15 comments

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The first page of Lifedeath II. (Uncanny X-Men #198)

Contrast to the first page of Lifedeath I, 12 issues previous. (Uncanny X-Men #186)

Hallucinatory Forge. Check out those background textures, too. (Uncanny X-Men #198)

Barry Windsor Smith’s X-Men. (Uncanny X-Men #198)

Pretty snake. (Uncanny X-Men #198)

Isn’t it cool how when you don’t compulsively draw every woman as super sexy all the time, you can actually tell stories? (Uncanny X-Men #198)

Motion and rhythm in a still medium. (Uncanny X-Men #198)

Didn’t actually talk about these panels in the episode, but can we just take a moment to admire how splendidly Barry Windsor-Smith draws hands? And, y’know, everything else? (Uncanny X-Men #198)

SERIOUSLY, THIS COMIC. THIS IS OUR STORM.(Uncanny X-Men #198)

Tanya Moodie as Hunter in Neverwhere.

Frenzy is both rad as hell and criminally underused. ARE YOU THERE, MARVEL? IT’S ME, RACHEL. (X-Men: Legacy vol. 1 #249)

Idie Okonkwo (Oya) is awesome and adorable and also one of the best new X-characters of the last five years. (Generation Hope #10)

Next Week: A lot of Beauty and the Beast callbacks.

Links and Further Reading:

Cheryl Lynn Eaton on Idie Oknokwo
Finder is Rachel’s all-time favorite comic, and you should go read it right now.
This didn’t actually come up in the episode, but you’ve got just under one week left to get What Would Peter Corbeau Do? t-shirts before they disappear FOREVER.

As Mentioned in Episode 44 – Assembling Legion, with Si Spurrier

February 15, 2015 Jay 7 comments

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Art by David Wynne. Prints, cards, and travel mugs available until 2/22/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

Ruth and Luca Aldine. (X-Men: Legacy vol. 2 #5)

Our introduction to Legion. (New Mutants #25)

Legion has consistently inspired some of the best covers in Marvel’s lineup. (New Mutants #26)

DON’T WEAR FRINGED BOOTS TO THE GYM, TOM CORSI. DON’T DO THAT. (New Mutants #26)

That creepy laughter is so awesome. (New Mutants #26)

VVTOOOOM! (New Mutants #26)

Warlock is the best ever, forever. (New Mutants #26)

WARLOCK IS THE BEST EVER, FOREVER. (New Mutants #26)

Not gonna lie: watching the White Queen take Empath to task was pretty satisfying. (New Mutants #26)

Warlock is not super good at being human, and it is charming as hell. (New Mutants #26)

In which Charles Xavier owns some fairly heinous shit. (New Mutants #26)

No, seriously: Legion covers are pretty much always top notch. (New Mutants #27)

Next time you watch Pink Floyd’s The Wall, pretend it’s about Legion and Professor X. It works surprisingly well. (New Mutants #27)

Jack, Jemail, Cyndi–and David. (New Mutants #27)

Legion’s mindscape. It’s not a Demon Bear, but it’ll do. (New Mutants #27)

Does Jack Wayne scare you? He should. (New Mutants #27)

Cyndi: your angry teenager’s inner angry teenager. (New Mutants #27)

Who needs nuance when you can straight-up stab a dude instead? (New Mutants #27)

Love, love, love this title page. (New Mutants #28)

Lee Forrester contemplates consent, power dynamics, and maybe also Lovecraftian horrors. (New Mutants #28)

The last panel is, of course, a lie. (New Mutants #28)

The first time Legion broke the Marvel Universe. (X-Men vol. 2 #41)

The second time Legion broke the Marvel Universe. (X-Men: Legacy vol. 1 #248)

Legion’s mental prison, at the beginning of X-Men: Legacy vol. 2 #1…

…and after the jailbreak in X-Men: Legacy vol. 2 #2.

The Origamist. (X-Men: Legacy vol. 2 #4)

It is entirely fair to judge X-Men: Legacy vol. 2 by Mike Del Mundo’s gorgeous, brilliant covers.

Seriously, look at this. They are all this good. (X-Men: Legacy vol. 2 #6)

Professor Y. (X-Men: Legacy vol. 2 #6)

Next Week: We were going to cover a whole bunch of X-Men, but we ended up spending the whole time talking about Storm and Lifedeath II. WE REGRET NOTHING.

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As Mentioned in Episode 43 – It’s Not a Secret If It’s in the Title

February 8, 2015 Jay 30 comments

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Heroes! (Secret Wars #1)

Villains! (Secret Wars #1)

Battleworld! (Secret Wars #1)

“Also, we’ll totally show up DC and Kenner!” (Secret Wars #1)

Doctor Doom: ever the opportunist. (Secret Wars #1)

This is the best panel of Secret Wars. You can stop reading now. (Secret Wars #1)

DON’T HELP DOCTOR DOOM UP. (Secret Wars #1)

“Damn,” thinks Doom, “If I could do that, those jerky heroes would NEVER have offered to help me up.” (Secret Wars #2)

So, yeah, that happens. (Secret Wars #3)

Johnny Storm: The smoothest man in the Marvel Universe. Also, this raises some questions. Why not spell out “four”? Does he pronounce it differently? Make a hand signal? IT’S A MYSTERY. (Secret Wars #4)

How did this get past the CCA? Who the hell knows. (Secret Wars #5)

Man, if I got super high with a guy I was into and then hallucinated Secret Wars, that would pretty much be the end of that relationship. (Secret Wars #5)

“Ohhhhh, the OTHER Spider-Woman.” (Secret Wars #7)

‘Kay. (Secret Wars #8)

Meet Klaw. (Secret Wars #9)

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS CAN POSSIBLY END POORLY. (Secret Wars #10)

Yeah, Colossus, but would you tumble 4 her? (Secret Wars #11)

Seriously, did these guys learn NOTHING from the Cold War? (Secret Wars #11)

Okay, that’s legitimately a pretty cool gimmick. (Secret Wars #12)

MEET YOUR PROTAGONIST. (Secret Wars II #1)

Stewart “Unflattering Caricature of Steve Gerber” Cadwall. (Secret Wars II #1)

Wellp. (Secret Wars II #1)

He’s never actually seen food, but damnit, he’s played River City Ransom! (Secret Wars II #2)

Can you imagine being any of the people the Beyonder interacts with? (Secret Wars II #2)

Remember that time Peter Parker had to teach a cosmic entity to poop? BECAUSE THAT CERTAINLY HAPPENED. (Secret Wars II #2)

Seriously, it’s all downhill from here. (Secret Wars II #2)

This will propel the plot of like two months of other comic books. Not even joking. (Secret Wars II #2)

So, then that happens. (Secret Wars II #3)

There is literally no romantic or sexual relationship in this series that is okay by any reasonable definition. Also note that AMAZING block of “next issue” text. (Secret Wars II #4)

Boom-Boom is the hands-down best thing to come out of Secret Wars II. (Secret Wars II #5)

Jim Shooter’s X-Men: “Mutant kid in need? NAH, LET’S KILL A DUDE!” (Secret Wars II #5)

Even the Thing is having trouble maintaining enthusiasm for this debacle. (Secret Wars II #7)

This is roughly how Rachel imagines Marvel Editorial circa 1985.

Reasonable. (Secret Wars II #8)

The Beyonder: Definitely a really sympathetic protagonist. (Secret Wars II #8)

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. (Secret Wars II #8)

Remember this, because it will have hella repercussions down the line. (Secret Wars II #9)

Ah, Molecule Man, one of the unforgettable heavy-hitters of the Marvel Universe. (Secret Wars II #9)

Remember that time a bunch of heroes saved the universe by murdering a baby? (Secret Wars II #9)

NEXT WEEK: Legion, with Si Spurrier!

As Mentioned in Episode 42 – A Firestar Is Born

February 1, 2015 Jay 12 comments

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Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (but not in that order).

Context is irrelevant. (Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends)

“John, dude, can we talk about the fact that you just turned into a fucking bear? No? Okay.” Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends

“It means you’ll be hated and feared! Isn’t that wonderful?” (Firestar #1)

“Professor, is it true what they say about exposition in X-books?” (Firestar #1)

Wait ’til they find out she hasn’t even read Carlyle! (Firestar #1)

Oh. Angelica. Honey. No. (Firestar #1)

I’m pretty sure there’s a Talking Heads music video that starts exactly like this. (Firestar #1)

DON’T TRUST HER, ANGELICA! SHE’LL BLOW UP YOUR HORSE! (Firestar #1)

This horse’s name is Butter Rum. Don’t get too attached. (Firestar #2)

The Emma Frost who actually cares about her students did not make her first appearance until some years later. This Emma Frost is just an unapologetic monster. (Firestar #2)

Emma Frost is the best evil narrator. (Firestar #2)

“What could POSSIBLY go wrong?” (Firestar #2)

Miles ‘ships it SO hard. (Firestar #2)

That horror-movie WHINNEY! in the last panel, though. (Firestar #2)

Remember that time Emma Frost convinced a vulnerable teenage girl that she had killed her beloved horse by becoming sexually aroused? BECAUSE THAT DEFINITELY HAPPENED. (Firestar #2)