Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

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As Mentioned in Episode 436 – The Feel-Good Movie of the Summer

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Never go on a commercial flight with Wolverine. (X-Men: Liberators #1)
They have fun. (X-Men: Liberators #1)
The Cockrum line-up! (X-Men: Liberators #2)
IT IS REALLY NOT LIKE THE TREES, KURT. (X-Men: Liberators #2)
Walls are for normies. (X-Men: Liberators #2)
Hi, Nikolas! (X-Men: Liberators #2)
I bet Charles Xavier spends a lot of money on landscaping. (X-Men: Liberators #3)
One way to start a fire. (X-Men: Liberators #3)
Kids love Nightcrawler. (X-Men: Liberators #3)
Nude in the snow: the Logan story. (X-Men: Liberators #4)
Omega Red sure is Omega Red. (X-Men: Liberators #4)
…wow. (X-Men: Liberators #4)
IT’S THE FEEL-GOOD MOVIE OF THE SUMMER! (X-Men: Liberators #4)
Aw. (X-Men: Liberators #4)
NEXT EPISODE: X-Force gets possessed!

As Mentioned in Episode 435 – Giant-Size Special #12 (feat. Kieron Gillen)

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Just look at that cover! (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
Strong Fantastic Planet vibes, no? (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
Meet the Thingee! (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
Heaven, sort of. (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
The Statler and Waldorf of Baum, Kansas. (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
Aw, Betty. (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
Bad times. (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
Residents of the Albony Avenue Sanitarium. (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
The true form of the Thingee. (Longshot vol. 2 #1)
And straight on ’til morning. (Longshot vol. 2 #1)

As Mentioned in Episode 434 – Return to Cape Citadel

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Happy anniversary! Have a brand-new team! (Uncanny X-Men #360)
The first of a number of Giant-Size X-Men #1-style origin stories. (Uncanny X-Men #360)
In which the long-absent Excalibur mutants remind us of the first team they were all on. (Uncanny X-Men #360)
The All-New, Slightly-Off X-Men attack! (Uncanny X-Men #360)
Meanwhile: all that’s left of the X-Men. Err, the most recent team of X-Men. Not the returning ones. Or the fake ones. Look, there are a lot of different X-Men in this issue, okay? (Uncanny X-Men #360)
Hey, looks like Thomas Wolfe was wrong! (Uncanny X-Men #360)
Who needs panel borders when you’ve got layouts like this? (Uncanny X-Men #360)
Hey, it’s like the last issue’s cover – but with actual X-Men! (X-Men #80)
Comics’ greatest superhero soap opera. (X-Men #80)
Gotta admit, this is not Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau’s greatest showing. (X-Men #80)
A lot’s changed since you’ve been gone, Pete. (X-Men #80)
*raised heavy metal horns accompany a single heavy metal tear* (X-Men #80)
They’ve been back together for only a few hours and are already dramatically posing like champs! (X-Men #80)
“Hey, that’s not Professor X! He has a… you know!” (X-Men #80)
…rocket? (X-Men #80)
More couples’ therapy should include fastball specials. (X-Men #80)
I mean, I know they were kinda jerks, but… jeez! (X-Men #80)
NEXT EPISODE: Our tenth annual Giant-Size Winter Special!

As Mentioned in Episode 432 – Weird Little Adventures

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This makes it look like one of them is about to die. (Generation X #44)
The weirdest thing about Polaroids was that they could all talk. (Generation X #44)
Aw. (Generation X #44)
Siryn knows how to dress! (Generation X #44)
A plot thread that dangles to this day. (Generation X #44)
I really enjoy this credits page. (Generation X #45)
I enjoy when Monet is mischievous. (Generation X #45)
What the HELL, Sean? (Generation X #46)
Of course, it would have EMTs, but, whatever. (Generation X #46)
One way to deal with traffic. (Generation X #46)
How fast is she running?! (Generation X #46)
“I mean, they’ll have a rough time at college, but whatever.” (Generation X #46)
Forge, no. (Generation X #47)
Did… did they HAVE to live in the treehouse before?! (Generation X #47)
Later he’s going to lecture on not pissing off your girlfriend. (Generation X #47)
YOU TELL ‘IM, PARADOX! (Generation X #47)
NEXT EPISODE: X-Factor and Excalibur post mortem!

As Mentioned in Episode 431 – Doctor Jennifer Murder’s Drop-In Deathatorium

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Alright, who stuck their surprisingly awesome fan-zine on this comics rack? (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Do the extra-long fingers help or hurt? (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Triumphant walk! (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Cibo Matto! (Generation X Underground Special #1)
“I’m just not sure about this neighborhood. Let’s head over to Crime Alley instead.” (Generation X Underground Special #1)
No notes. (Generation X Underground Special #1)
(Former since the Donut Day Riots) Detective Lucas Bishop. (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Eat your heart out, Jack Kirby. (Generation X Underground Special #1)
You and me both, random gangster. (Generation X Underground Special #1)
And, in fact, that very funk will save the day. (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Chamber’s secondary mutation is to be more heavily inked when he’s depressed. (Generation X Underground Special #1)
If you’re ever this heavily inked, please talk to someone. (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Al made a shirt and so can you! (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Man vs. Man, Man vs. Nature, Beatniks vs. Hostess Fruit Pies… (Generation X Underground Special #1)
Nate is such a good dude sometimes. (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
What an oddly relevantly helpful old woman! (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
Downtown Transylvania circa 1998, I assume. (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
Hey, your face isn’t even all that bony! (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
See, kids? This is why you shouldn’t smoke. (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
She had to wait days for a lightning storm epic enough for her to make her entrance properly. (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
How has no one brought this delightful villain back since this issue?! (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
Didn’t see that one coming… (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
NO NOTES. (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
Doctor Von Mort’s home office is way cooler than mine. (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
Abysnthia Von Mort x-plains Absynthia Von Mort. (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
“Help! We’ve been filed!” (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
I’m not crying you’re crying (X-Man: All Saints Day #1)
NEXT EPISODE: Generation X suits up!

As Mentioned in Episode 430 – The Bad Feelings Box

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It’s always awkward when you run into someone you know out of context. (Uncanny X-Men #359)
I don’t know why Rogue palming Mystique’s face like a basketball is so funny, but it really is. (Uncanny X-Men #359)
Aw, these two. (Uncanny X-Men #359)
Spoiler: They do not actually fight each other. (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
Every supervillain, ever. (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
It’s Bring-a-Twink night at the poker game! (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
Psycho Man may have his issues, but you’ve gotta hand it to his UI design. (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
I love that Kirby armor. (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
INVISIBLE BEAR TRAP (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
By this point, half the superheroes in the Marvel Universe are anxiously awaiting their turn to toss Wolverine. (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
OH NO (Uncanny X-Men / Fantastic Four Annual 1998)
Callisto looks so cool in this issue. (X-Men #79)
She knows how to flirt like a pro. (X-Men #79)
They’re spooning. (X-Men #79)
NEXT EPISODE: Miles and Al Kennedy X-Plain the Generation X Underground Special!

As Mentioned in Episode 429 – Slightly Sticky

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A goofy and fun cover for a goofy and fun comic. (X-Men Unlimited #20)
Poor Maxie… (X-Men Unlimited #20)
Poor Maxie!!! (X-Men Unlimited #20)
? indeed, Nettles. ? indeed. (X-Men Unlimited #20)
STOP HATIN’ (X-Men Unlimited #20)
I don’t think this Ferris wheel passed inspection. Or was ever inspected in the first place. (X-Men Unlimited #20)
Generation X’s greatest nemesis: a runaway Ferris wheel. (X-Men Unlimited #20)
Paige Guthrie would make a terrible babysitter. (X-Men Unlimited #20)
What was Penance doing in that closet? We’ll never know! (X-Men Unlimited #20)
And then a cop gaslit a child. (X-Men Unlimited #20)
A goofy and fun cover for a goofy and fun comic… again! (X-Men Unlimited #21)
Video rental store clerks: truly the absolute worst of humanity, apparently. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
HE’S HUGE! (X-Men Unlimited #21)
Friendship! (X-Men Unlimited #21)
John Henry Irons he ain’t. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
Gently punched by nostalgia. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
Halt, you men! (X-Men Unlimited #21)
Wolfsbane’s like the kid who clearly put together their science fair project the night before the science fair. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
Party one… (X-Men Unlimited #21)
…party two. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
And then Jay exploded. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
The hero we need! (X-Men Unlimited #21)
It’s a Dracularmy! (X-Men Unlimited #21)
Guido’s going to be telling this story for the rest of his life. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
The X-Factor denouement we never got. (X-Men Unlimited #21)
NEXT EPISODE: The X-Men team up with the Fantastic Four!

As Mentioned in Episode 428 – Naked in a Cake

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So who is that in the cake? (Excalibur #124)
A bridal shower! (Excalibur #124)
A bachelor party! (Excalibur #124)
Seriously, why is this a thing (Excalibur #124)
Yep, we’ve missed the Crazy Gang. (Excalibur #124)
Awk-ward (Excalibur #124)
To answer Suzy Eddie Izzard’s question: cake and death! (Excalibur #124)
And then Feron’s life got even worse. (Excalibur #124)
And a good time was had by all… especially Captain UK and Mimic, I assume. (Excalibur #124)
Love and chaos. (Excalibur #125)
Cameos! (Excalibur #125)
More cameos! (Excalibur #125)
I have questions about this pipe organ. (Excalibur #125)
Healthy… communication? Is that a thing in the Marvel Universe? Is that allowed? (Excalibur #125)
WHO INVITED THE NAZIS (Excalibur #125)
And have they ever earned it. (Excalibur #125)
Gatecrasher has the weeds! (Excalibur #125)
Lockheed, I know you want Piotr and Kitty to get together, but I assure you this will not work out. (Excalibur #125)
Nobody does wedding receptions like the Starlight Citadel of Otherworld. (Excalibur #125)
Man, that really is a shockingly tiny invitation. (Excalibur #125)
See, Feron? Just because everyone forgets about you doesn’t mean you have to jump out of a cake to try to murder people! (Excalibur #125)
Saturnyne, this is literally the worst possible time. (Excalibur #125)
Kurt, this is… also not a great time. (Excalibur #125)
Dammit, now I’m tearing up. (Excalibur #125)
And that, as they say, is that. (Excalibur #125)
NEXT TIME: X-Factor is back! Kind of!

As Mentioned in Episode 427 – Standard Deviation

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Why doesn’t Adam Pollina draw all the mythology? (X-Force #81)
Just another day for X-Force. (X-Force #81)
You could take away the word balloons and we’d still know so much about these characters just from their outfits and body language! (X-Force #81)
This panel doesn’t have much to do with continuity, but it sure is pretty. (X-Force #81)
Again: JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR X-FORCE (X-Force #81)
Siryn flirts. (X-Force #81)
“Your first clue should have been the rad halo-thing Adam Pollina drew behind me.” (X-Force #81)
We’ll miss you, Adam Pollina. Thanks for the memories. (X-Force #81)
Hi, Jesse Aaronson AKA Bedlam! Hi, Cait Sith! (X-Force #82)
I enjoy how “rebuilt from the brink of death” also translates to “wearing a super-cool set of insectoid armor.” (X-Force #82)
Pollina may be gone, but the action scenes are still pretty awesome. (X-Force #82)
Jesse, that is not how you give a massage. (X-Force #82)
“Sorry we’re late, it took us a while to adequately rip up our clothes.” (X-Force #82)
Yeah, okay – we love this guy. (X-Force #82)
Sam Guthrie X-Plains (his time on) the X-Men. (X-Force #83)
I think your guts may actually be tied up in abs, Sam. (X-Force #83)
Just enough of that yellow and purple left to still make them look like a team – and just enough folks without that uniform to make it clear how long it’s been since those days. (X-Force #83)
You may have thought we were being euphemistic when we said Jesse was sent off to live on a farm – but nope, actual farm. (X-Force #83)
Pig-riding blonde Lara Croft thinks these gentlemen make some excellent points. (X-Force #83)
This sentai team looks mean. (X-Force #84)
Loyalty, punching, and heroism. That’s our Sam. (X-Force #84)
It’s cool, Guthrie – not everyone can be photogenic. (X-Force #84)
Nobody ever gets to finish a conversation in the Marvel Universe. (X-Force #84)
Arcadia has the power to make people look really cool. (X-Force #84)
Jim Cheung does Jack Kirby. (X-Force #84)
NEXT EPISODE: The end of Excalibur!

As Mentioned in Episode 426 – A Gift from the Lower Regions

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Karel’s planet may be far from Earth, but his people still appreciate a good Terminator 2 reference. (Uncanny X-Men #358)
Tu is a very Chris Bachalo character. (Uncanny X-Men #358)
Lookit this pulp hero-looking scallawag! (Uncanny X-Men #358)
They’re so dysfunctional. I love it. (Uncanny X-Men #358)
I TOLD YOU THE BEAR WAS CANON (Uncanny X-Men #358)
Deathbird is horny on main. (Team X 2000)
In the far future of 2018, it will be illegal to cover your navel. (Team X 2000)
It’s not Cable and Domino’s tub, but I suppose it’ll do. (Team X 2000)
Team X! (Team X 2000)
You know it’s a really dark future when Doom is fighting on the same side as the good guys (see also: Age of Apocalypse, the Summers Rebellion). (Team X 2000)
IT’S VERY SEXUAL (Team X 2000)
The more you know! (Team X 2000)
NEXT EPISODE: Domino rejoins X-Force!