Author: Miles
As Mentioned in Episode 228 – Thinkin’ Shorts
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228 – Thinkin’ Shorts
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In which it still sucks to be a Rasputin; John Romita Jr. has a solid, if muscular, grasp of anatomy; Jay and Miles are better exes than Forge and anyone; and Cannonball’s many younger siblings have almost prepared him for running X-Force.
X-PLAINED:
- Peters Parker
- The Merry X-Men Holiday Special
- Comic book release schedules vs. J&MXPtXM
- Uncanny X-Men #301-302
- Trevor F**king Fitzroy, possibly the worst Upstart
- Comics Code Authority closeting versus real-life closeting
- 21st Century Torture Devices
- Risky mood fonts
- Robert’s Rules of Upstart Order (this week)
- Gamesmaster vs. the Isolationist
- Shinobi Shaw: Good At Sex
- Russian tragedy (more, again)
- Charles Xavier and his poor decisions
- Shi’ar tech support
- Pants and villainy
- Racist jerks vs. rhetorical questions
- TIME PARADOX
- Weirdly specific contingencies
- Piotr Rasputin and his justified fury
- X-Force #24
- Meaningless (but fun!) timestamps
- The Friends of Humanity (who are not our friends)
- Rusty and Skids’ latest arrest
- Disappointed Dad Sam Guthrie
- Action vs. public perception
- Vinz Clortho
- Domino’s continuing quest to figure out what exactly an X-Force is
- The dramatic return of… well, you know
- Spacesuit logistics
- Numerical universe designations
- Plastic Warlock
NEXT EPISODE: Our Fifth Annual Giant-Size Winter Special!
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As Mentioned in Episode 225 – Class Reunion (feat. Austin Gorton)
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LINKS & FURTHER READING
- We talked all about Firestar in Episode 42 – A Firestar Is Born
- Check out Austin Gorton’s X-Aminations – writeups of every X-issue from 1963 on!
- Listen to Austin on his podcast, A Very Special Episode!
225 – Class Reunion (feat. Austin Gorton)
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In which we check in on Firestar and the New Warriors; superheroes often celebrate Bring Your Mom To The Amazon Day; Fabian Nicieza employs only the finest of lampshades; and Emma Frost still doesn’t apologize for blowing up that pony.
X-PLAINED:
- Vance Astro(vik)
- Penance (but not that one)
- Austin Gorton’s X-Aminations
- New Warriors #10
- Firestar (Angelica Jones)
- The New Warriors
- Visual representations of invisible mutant powers
- The Hellions (more) (again)
- Tarot and her Morrisonian powers
- Bevatrons
- Oxy-cution
- The inevitably increasing complexity of superhero origins
- The Miracle of Microwaves
- New Warriors #31
- Nova Roma
- Magma (Amara Aquilla) (or Allison Crestmere, I guess)
- A brief and futile attempt at Roman soldier disambiguation
- Empath and his large collection of red flags
- Gender-based intuition
- A massive, stupid, and quickly undone retcon
- Super-nature versus super-nurture
- The hypothetical psychological roots of Emma Frost’s fashion phases
NEXT EPISODE: X-Factor finally makes it to Genosha!
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As Mentioned in Episode 210 – The End of Tomorrow
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LINKS & FURTHER ADVENTURES:
- Jay’s X-Men Valentines were in somewhat questionable taste.
- Our Discord server is delightful. You can join it here.
As Mentioned in Episode 204 – Naughty By Nurture
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Bill Mantlo, Rom’s writer (and the writer of lots of other awesome stuff) was struck by a car in 1992 and severely injured. If you can, please help support him.
You can hear Hub’s wit and wisdom on his podcast, Titan Up The Defense! It’s all about the Bronze Age Defenders and New Teen Titans and it’s really good!
As Mentioned in Episode 203 – The X-Man’s Burden
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The rad lawyer we mentioned in the episode is Katie Lane – check out her website for all kinds of good stuff!
203 – The X-Man’s Burden
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In which the Morlocks used to have more agency, we have a surprising amount to say about the Rat King from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Archangel receives some exceptionally disturbing news, and 90s comics are all about finding the parts you love.
X-PLAINED:
- Marrow’s internal organs
- The post-Image Exodus era
- Judging books by their covers
- Uncanny X-Men #291-293
- Sexy dead girls (again)
- The Morlock leadership vacuum
- A significant Callisto personality retcon
- Failures of leadership due to own-death-faking
- The magical life and magical death of the Morlock Sewer Wizard
- Science Made Stupid
- Storm’s claustrophobia (again)
- MeMe, scourge of Miles’s childhood
- 90s Jean Grey: cartoon vs comic
- The Br’er Rabbit Technique
- Some unfortunate and significant continuity errors
- Professor Xavier’s impressive upper body strength
- Mikhail Rasputin’s genuinely terrifying mutant powers
- Bobby Drake’s potential
- Morlock organizational techniques
- Mikhail Rasputin’s very bad plan
- Jean Grey’s real talk
- The Home for Infinite Losers
- Piotr Rasputin, tragedy collector
- Copyright law and Fair Use
- Queer headcanon
- X-beards
NEXT EPISODE: Hub from Titan Up the Defense joins Miles to talk Bronze Age X-weirdness!
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As Mentioned in Episode 202 – Rhapsody in Blue (and Gold)
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