Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

470 – Large Adult Men

In which Cable may or may not have been a spokesperson for AT&T; it’s impossible to draw a CD dramatically; Wolverine gets his adamantium back; Apocalypse says the thing; and we probably can’t keep putting off The Twelve forever.

X-PLAINED:

  • One way to dispose of a corpse
  • Cable #73-74
  • Wolverine #145
  • Cable (more) (again)
  • Poor font choice
  • Sarcophagus nipples
  • Caliban (more) (again)
  • Impromptu tailoring
  • A cliched vignette
  • People talking on couches
  • A compact disc
  • Unpleasant reunions
  • An impressive outfit
  • Prior generations of horsemen of Apocalypse
  • Wolverine (more) (again)
  • How Wolverine ended up a horseman of Apocalypse
  • Apocalypse’s aesthetic
  • Wolverine vs. Hulk (yet again)
  • Which version of Magik was on Krakoa
  • An X-Men pitch in the style of Spidey and his Amazing Friends

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6 comments

  1. I believe if you follow your hearts you can put off The Tweleve indefinitely.
    Also wierd mash up if me just finished the Genesis tries to make a Death episode before listening to this one!

  2. My guess is the CD includes a free 30 day trial of Netscape online, as well as Quicktime 3.1, BonziBuddy, RealPlayer and a host of 100% not virus ridden (honest) screensavers.

    As for Apocalypse inspired makeovers of existing characters there was a fairly recent one which I have… “opinions” on, but I suspect that might be better suited to the general chat thread.

    1. Whoa – I haven’t thought about BonziBuddy in a long, long time. Good ol’ BonziBuddy.

      And I suspect I know exactly which makeover you’re referencing. That… yeah, that was a thing.

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